Background:AKA “DEagle Chick”. LordPhoenix71 and his wife decided to have some fun shooting guns at his birthday party. After many others had their turn with the Desert Eagle .50 it was “My Wife’s” turn. And well… see the video below.
What Has Happened Since?: TV, Website, Merchandise and Free Desert Eagles?….
Background: 1st time under the drill? No prior exposure to mind altering body numbing drugs? I, i have an idea…. Let’s record what you say. Internet brilliance. David’s dad decides to record his son’s comments once they get back into the car after a dental procedure. The ramblings from this drugged kid are hilarious. “Is this real life?” “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!” “Why is this happening to me?” “Is this going to be forever?” Can’t wait to see the inevitable David Drunk @ College Vid.
What Has Happened Since?: TV, Radio, Website and Merchandise….
Background: Parents are away and aussie teen throws a party via Myspace. 500 people showed up and allegedly caused $20k in damages. The local news interviews him and the next day and an internet star is born…
What Has Happened Since?: Wiki snub, International Party Business, Cover Band, Big Brother TV Appearance and T-Shirts…
Background: A 10 y/o boy at a local festival is asked by a reporter what he thinks about the zombie face painting he has received. He responds with “I Like Turtles”. The confused reporter just finishes her spot clearly unprepared for that type of response.
Background: Amateur singer/songwriter Adam “Tay Zonday” Bahner posted his original piece called “Chocolate Rain” on the internets in mid 2007. Apparently, this piece is about racial injustice, but the title and performance distract us from all the issues. Just look at him, how can he possibly expect to be taken seriously? You cant just goto the “Make Your Own CD” place, hand over $5, queue up that sick keyboard/drumbeat and then drop heavy lyrics and expect to be taken seriously.
Background: Imagine you are blue haired chick minding your own business dancing in the streets of Berlin at the F**k Parade. Techno music is playing, all your friends just recently put a shine on their combat boots. Then all of a sudden some sloppy guy in a black wife beater walks right into you. I mean damn, it isn’t that crowded around here. If only someone could help… Oh there is hope here comes Technoviking, protector of all F**kparade attendees. Technoviking tells the black wife beater guy how its gonna be and then points him to the nearest bench for time out. The mass of people attending have taken notice and one brave soul approaches with an offering of an upside down water bottle. The signs are very clear, he must dance, dance to show dominance, dance to demonstrate his fighting abilities, but most of all he must dance because that is how the Technoviking does it.
Background: Numa Numa provides us with definitive proof that it is a bad idea to own a web cam. Sometime in late 2004 an 18 year old NJ teen named Gary Bolsma filmed himself “dancing” to a the song “Dragostea din tei” by a Moldova pop group called O-Zone. Gary uploaded the video to Newgrounds and in a few months he had amassed millions of views.
Background: 8 FL teenagers invite Victoria Lindsay, one of their “friends”, over and then proceed to beat her up and yell at her. 6 girls and 2 boys participated in the beating/videotaping. They planned on putting the video on Myspace. Apparently, The whole thing was video taped with the intent of putting it on Myspace. Apparently, Victoria was “trash talking” them on Myspace.
Background: What you havent heard of Kimbo? Kimbo (Kevin Ferguson) Slice is an almost made it NFL linebacker, turned bouncer, turned body guard, turned street fighter, turned internet street fighting phenom, turned headline professional MMA superstar, turned well…. we will get to that in a moment. Kimbo is best known for the myriad of videos on youtube of him brutalizing other backyard fighters.
What Has Happened Since: MMA champion??? Probably not since he is on this site…
Background: American comedian Judson (Jud) Laipply closed his inspirational comedy shows with this dance number. Currently, the video is ranked #2 all time viewed on youtube with just over 109 million views.
What Has Happened Since? : Kind of what you expect i suppose…..